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humor > > > Psychiatric Christmas Carols

To: comic@superkids.com
Subject: Psychiatric Christmas Carols


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  PSYCHIATRIC CHRISTMAS CAROLS

SCHIZOPHRENIA:
Do you hear what I hear???

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
We Three Kings Disoriented Are

DEMENTIA:
I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas

NARCISSISTIC:
Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC:
Deck The Halls and Walls and House 
 and Lawn and Streets and Stores.

PARANOID
Santa Clause is Coming to Get Me!

PERSONALITY DISORDER:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, 
 I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
Thoughts of Me Roasting on an Open Fire

DEPRESSIVE:
Silent Misery, Holy Misery, All is Flat, All is Lonely

PASSIVE -AGGRESSIVE:
On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me 
 and then Took it All Away, 
So I Pouted and Wouldn't Talk to Her For a Week. 
I showed her!

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, 
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, 
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, 
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, 
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, 
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, 
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, 
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, 
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, 
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, 
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, 
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, 
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, 
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, 
.....Better Now, One More Time!!!


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