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To: comic@superkids.com Subject: Fwd: more kid wisdom ----- Begin Included Message ----- Never trust a dog to watch your food. -Patrick, Age 10 When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. -Matthew, Age 12 Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. -Andrew, Age 9 Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. -Rocky, Age 9 Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning. -Stephanie, Age 8 Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. -Rosemary, Age 7 Don't flush the john when you dad's in the shower. -Lamar, Age 10 Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing taxes. -Carrol, Age 9 Never bug a pregnant mom. -Nicholas, Age 11 Don't ever be too full for dessert. -Kelly, Age 10 When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. -Heather, Age 16 Never tell your mom her diet's not working. -Michael, Age 14 Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. -Joel, Age 12 When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. -Alyesha, Age 13 Never try to baptize a cat. -Laura, Age 13 Never spit when on a roller coaster. -Scott, Age 11 Never do pranks at a police station. -Sam, Age 10 Watch out for cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving. -Rob, Age 10 Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do. -Hank, Age 12 Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand. -Molly, Age 11 Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. -Chelsey, Age 7 Stay away from prunes. -Randy, Age 9 Never dare your little brother to paint the family car. -Phillip, Age 13 Forget the cake, go for the icing. -Cynthia, Age 8 Remember the two places you are always welcome - church and grandma's house. -Joanne, Age 11 ----- End Included Message -----return to top of page Questions or comments regarding this site? webmaster@superkids.com Copyright © 1998-2024 Knowledge Share LLC. All rights reserved. Privacy Policy |