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To: comic@superkids.com
Subject:  In memory of Henny Youngman

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In memory of Henny Youngman, who passed away this month at the age of 
91....

* I have all the money I need provided I die by 4 o'clock this 
afternoon.

* I miss my wife's cooking -- as often as I can.

* I once wanted to be an atheist, but gave it up.  They don't have any 
holidays.

* I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.

* A guy comes up to me and says, "I haven't eaten in two days."  I told 
him, 'Force yourself.'

* I didn't sleep well last night.  I dreamed Dolly Parton was my 
mother, and I was a bottle baby.

* A guy calls his lawyer.  He says, "Can I ask you two questions?"  The 
lawyer says, "What's the second one?"

* This guy asks his doctor, "Will I be able to play the piano after my 
operation?"  The doctor says, "Why sure."  Guys says, "Funny, I 
couldn't play it before."

* I just came back from a pleasure trip -- took my mother-in-law to the 
airport.

* Two guys in a gym, one putting on a girdle.  The other guy says, 
"Since when have you been wearing a girdle?"  Other guy says, "Since my 
wife found it in the glove compartment of my car."

* My doctor said I was fat.  I told him that I wanted a second opinion. 
He said, "Okay, you're ugly, too."

* I live just four muggings away from Central Park.

* I flew on an airplane; the food was fit for a king.  Here, King.

And the one we all miss the most ...

* Take my wife ... please.


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