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To: comic@superkids.com
Subject:  YOU KNOW YOU'RE STRESSED WHEN....

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE STRESSED WHEN....

* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you 
have said it before.

* The sun is too loud.

* Trees begin chasing you.

* You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption 
of coffee.

* You can hear mimes.

* You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.

* You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

* You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" even though you are the only 
one in the room.

* Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you 
have said it before.

* You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are 
talking to.

* Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, 
it was like losing your best friend.

* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you 
have said it before.

* You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.

* You can see individual air molecules vibrating.

* It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.

* You listen to your relaxation tapes on high speed.

* You call your voicemail from your car using your cell-phone while 
driving to work to remind yourself of tasks to do during the day.

* Your e-mail notification tune is Taps.

* You call the Time & Weather line because "that lady really understands 
you."

* You take the "Don't Walk" sign personally.

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