To: comic@superkids.com
Subject: Prison Life vs. Full-time Job
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Prison Life vs. Full-time Job
In prison, you spend the majority of your time in an 8' x 10' cell.
At work, you spend most of your time in a 6' x 8' cubicle.
In prison, you get three meals a day. At work, you only get a break
for one meal and you have to pay for that one.
In prison, you get time off for good behavior. At work, you get
rewarded for good behavior with more work.
At work, you must carry around a security card and unlock and open
all the doors yourself. In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all
the doors for you.
In prison, you can watch TV and play games. At work, you get fired
for watching TV and playing games.
In prison, they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere. At work,
you are just ball-and-chained.
In prison, you get your own toilet. At work, you have to share.
In prison, they allow your family and friends to visit. At work, you
cannot even speak to your family and friends.
In prison, all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
In prison, you can join many programs which you can leave at any
time. At work, there are some programs you can never get out of.
In prison, there are wardens who are often sadistic. At work, we
have managers.
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